💩 SHITCOIN

ShitCoin: A Peer-to-Peer Piece of Shit System

An absolutely unnecessary addition to the blockchain ecosystem. Version 2.0 — Solana Edition.

1. Abstract

We propose a purely worthless digital token, ShitCoin (SHT), designed from the ground up to be the most absurdly useless cryptocurrency ever conceived. With a maximum supply of 100 TRILLION tokens, ShitCoin transcends the boundaries of what anyone thought possible in the realm of shitcoinery. There is not an idiot big enough on this planet to top 100 Trillion. That's way beyond monopoly stupid.

2. Introduction

The proliferation of so-called "altcoins" has reached a critical mass of delusion. Every day, new tokens emerge claiming revolutionary technology, real-world utility, and promises of astronomical returns. ShitCoin takes the radical position of admitting what everyone already knows: this coin is total dogshit.

Originally launched in 2013 as a Scrypt PoW coin on BitcoinTalk, ShitCoin has been reborn on Solana — because if you're going to flush money down the toilet, you might as well do it at 65,000 transactions per second.

3. Tokenomics

Maximum Supply: 100,000,000,000,000 SHT — 100 Trillion. No more need to cringe at the thought of how many billions the next ShitCoin is gonna have.

Block Reward: 500,000,000 SHT per block, halving every 2,000 blocks (~1.2 days). No more jumping around hollering about "hurry up, get in before the reward halves." We hated hearing that shit.

Minimum Block Reward: 1,000,000 SHT — the shit never stops flowing.

Staking: 0.0001% after 69 days. Nice.

Block Time: 60 seconds. Retarget every 4 hours.

RPC/P2P Ports: 8505/8506

No Premine. No Instamine. Just pure, unadulterated shit.

4. Proof of Shit (PoSh)

ShitCoin utilizes a novel consensus mechanism we call Proof of Shit (PoSh). This mechanism is technically identical to Scrypt PoW but with the crucial distinction that participants are fully aware they are mining something completely worthless. This radical transparency is ShitCoin's greatest innovation.

We would offer rewards for things like a merge mine patch but this is a shit coin which means there will never be any bounties paid out for even brilliant coding. That's a real shitty policy, but that's kind of the whole idea of this exercise.

5. The Shit Yardstick

Every coin is gonna be compared to "that ShitCoin" and if you can't do better than that, then it's time to 51% your shit. This is the shit yardstick!

Important Note: You guys do realize if this shit does well it's gonna shame like 95% of all devs and all coins out there.

6. Solana Migration

Contract Address: DRqU2UBncuHiwetHuk2H61TJrgrpTXKCkFVGGZTFshit

Token Program: TokenkegQfeZyiNwAJbNbGKPFXCWuBvf9Ss623VQ5DA

Launchpad: Meteora Dynamic Bonding Curve (DBC)

The migration to Solana ensures that ShitCoin transactions are fast, cheap, and just as pointless as before — but now with the added benefit of Solana's ecosystem of degens who can buy and sell this shit at the speed of light.

7. Key Facilities

Shit-Pond — SHT Mining Pool. Zero fees because charging fees on shit would be even shittier.

Public Toilet — Block Explorer. Inspect every turd on the blockchain.

Shit-Pipe — Faucet. Free SHT shoveled to all who want it.

Source Code: github.com/shitcoin/shitcoin

8. Conclusion

Needless to say, Satoshi never saw this shit coming. Not he, nor Einstein knew the limitless stupidity of people when exposed to a shitload of coins and the freedom to be very stupid.

If ShitCoin does well, it's gonna shame 95% of all devs and all coins out there. That's the shit yardstick. You've been warned. 💩